Talk to Tippy

Posted on: December 13th, 2013 by Madison Lake No Comments

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Dear Cats and Kittens –

More food and sex and food and sex and food and sex.  How yummy!  From your suggestions over the past few weeks, I have made a list of the most common loved items.  Some just make sense and some are just worth repeating.  If you’re just tuning in, first of all, shame on you and secondly, phone up (don’t text) that borderline “date” date and stock the pantry and get the party started.

Here’s how.

Smooth Chocolate
Chocolate stimulates feel good endorphins and feels great on the skin. But before you try to coat you or your lover with a microwaved Dairy Milk, consider chocolate body paint. It’s less sticky and won’t harden into a crusty mess before you’ve had time to lick it off.Valentino’s Chocolate Body Paint even comes with a paint brush so you can have your partner paint it on all of the places they want you to focus on. And because most people love chocolate, they’ll want to return the favour – prepare to devour your chocolate-covered selves!

Sticky & Sweet Honey
It’s sweet, easy to drizzle and takes a bit of work to lick off… what more could you want from a bedroom food? Use either a squeeze bottle or a spoon and create a path down her body via all of the sweet spots, then take your time and sensually lick and suck it all away.

Get Fruity
Even girls on a diet can play with fruit in the bedroom! Take some strawberries, raspberries or any other fruit that take your fancy and run it across her skin covering the lips, breasts and stomach. Then retrace those lines with your tongue, removing all of the juice and sticky residue as you go. Or what if some fruit was dipped in Grand Marnier first?

Champagne Bubbles
The feeling of ice cold bubbles on the skin can be very arousing!  Share open mouthed champagne kisses with your lover that tingle and excite the senses. Then try drizzling a small amount of chilled champagne onto each other’s warm skin, letting the bubbly stuff tantalise the chest, nipples, stomach, back and legs before licking of every delicious drop with a warm tongue.

And then,  enjoy a post- coitus shower together to wash the food off once you are finished playing so you don’t fall asleep and wake up with the neighbors dog Adam, whining at the door or licking your whatevers.

Next – movies about sex and food or sex in the kitchen or on a dining table or while eating.  The list goes on.  The imagination goes wild.




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